Sock [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher. You’re a true believer.

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March 25, 2016. Dumont, NJ

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Brushing Up On The Best Sellers List [“guest blogger” contribution!]

Thanks to Math® for knowing the mission (!) and for capturing this delightful gem.


Sometimes while checking out the journals and diaries at Barnes and Noble® your toothbrush just gets away from you.

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March 26, 2017. Hackensack, NJ.

Please Comb to the Lobby

Sometimes in the fancy hotel lobby your not-so-fancy comb just gets away from you.

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March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

I Hate to Eat and Run

Sometimes in the sad, empty Sears® at the sad, empty mall, your sad, empty orange Fanta® cans and Chile Limón flavored Doritos® Dinamita®  wrapper just get away from you.

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March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

Went Down in Flames

Sometimes in the the sad, nearly-empty Sears® in the sad, nearly-empty mall, your serving size of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos® gets away from you at the bottom of the down escalator and probably makes you sad.

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March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

Rommeo and Julliet

Sometimes when the barista is already stoned at 7 in the morning and has to ask you three times what you ordered and if she rang it up already (regular coffee; yes)–then charges you twice for the same beverage and has to get help from a coworker, then asks again what you ordered–you are not surprised when her spelling gets away from her even after you spell your name out loud.

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March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.