Sock [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Crazy Art Teacher. You’re a true believer.

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March 25, 2016. Dumont, NJ


Brushing Up On The Best Sellers List [“guest blogger” contribution!]

Thanks to Math® for knowing the mission (!) and for capturing this delightful gem.

Sometimes while checking out the journals and diaries at Barnes and Noble® your toothbrush just gets away from you.


March 26, 2017. Hackensack, NJ.

Please Comb to the Lobby

Sometimes in the fancy hotel lobby your not-so-fancy comb just gets away from you.



March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

I Hate to Eat and Run

Sometimes in the sad, empty Sears® at the sad, empty mall, your sad, empty orange Fanta® cans and Chile Limón flavored Doritos® Dinamita®  wrapper just get away from you.



March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

Went Down in Flames

Sometimes in the the sad, nearly-empty Sears® in the sad, nearly-empty mall, your serving size of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos® gets away from you at the bottom of the down escalator and probably makes you sad.



March 15, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

Rommeo and Julliet

Sometimes when the barista is already stoned at 7 in the morning and has to ask you three times what you ordered and if she rang it up already (regular coffee; yes)–then charges you twice for the same beverage and has to get help from a coworker, then asks again what you ordered–you are not surprised when her spelling gets away from her even after you spell your name out loud.


March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.