July 30, 2017. Maryland.
Sometimes at college your Frosted Mini Wheats® get away from you and next to someone else’s car.
April 19, 2017. Maryland.
Sometimes when taking a quiz your answers that start as complete sentences turn into a drawing of a dog. At least I THINK that drawing is of a dog.
Sometimes in the college parking lot your salad toppings just get away from you.
April 7, 2017. Maryland.
Sometimes in the Stewart Center library lobby your single serve Cinnamon Toast Crunch® cereal just gets away from you and under a table that was draped in cloth for some special university function.
Lafayette, Indiana. Sometime in early 2007.
Sometimes on your way somewhere while carrying your meal your slice of mushroom just gets away from you and onto the floor of the elevator.
November 21, 2016. Maryland.
Sometimes on a Friday morning at college your breakfast just gets away from you and onto the floor of the elevator.
February 24, 2017. Maryland.
—–FOUR HOURS LATER—–
How did it get moved?