I Dropped Off My Application Today [guest contribution!]

Thank you, Jennifer, for applying yourself.


Sometimes in the parking lot your tampon applicator just gets away from you.

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August 14, 2017. Florida.

Keep it Brief [guest contribution!]

Thanks to Crazy Art Teacher® for briefing us on this situation.


Sometimes at Walmart your underwear just gets away from you.

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August 12, 2017. West Freehold, New Jersey.

Pair Off

Sometimes at a Hans Zimmer concert your underpants just get away from you…as apparently does your understanding of “too much toilet paper”.

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July 21, 2017. Maryland.

Towel Down [guest contribution!]

Thank you, Crazy Art Teacher®. You’re really on a roll.


Sometimes your understanding of what it will take to clean up a mess without creating a new one just gets away from you.

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July 14, 2017. Millburn, NJ.

Sore Loser [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Kevin H. You really gel with the mission.


Sometimes on your way to work in Baltimore’s financial district your emergency Orajel™ Instant Pain Relief FOR ALL MOUTH SORES™ just gets away from you.

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July 10, 2017. Maryland.