Bad Hair Day [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Math®, for getting yourself into a hairy situation.

Sometimes while book shopping a clump of your hair just gets away from you.


October 28, 2017. New Jersey.


Someone Else Dropped Off an Application [guest contribution!]

Crazy Art Teacher, I appreciate how well you go with the flow.

Sometimes at camp your tampon applicator just gets away from you.

August 22, 2017. Sandwich, Massachusetts.

I Dropped Off My Application Today [guest contribution!]

Thank you, Jennifer, for applying yourself.

Sometimes in the parking lot your tampon applicator just gets away from you.


August 14, 2017. Florida.

Pair Off

Sometimes at a Hans Zimmer concert your underpants just get away from you…as apparently does your understanding of “too much toilet paper”.




July 21, 2017. Maryland.

Towel Down [guest contribution!]

Thank you, Crazy Art Teacher®. You’re really on a roll.

Sometimes your understanding of what it will take to clean up a mess without creating a new one just gets away from you.



July 14, 2017. Millburn, NJ.

Abandon Soap All Ye Who Enter [guest contribution!]

Thanks to Math® for always setting the bar high.

Sometimes at the bookstore a bar of soap gets away from you and onto a shelf where it doesn’t belong.


June 29, 2017. New Jersey.