Someone’s Gotta Go Make a #2 [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Math®. You’re really good at working the numbers.

Sometimes at the movie theater when the original room number gets away from you, you find a old, faded, bent, and water-stained piece of poster board to make a gigantic, fancy new one .

July 4, 2017. New Jersey.


Please Comb to the Lobby

Sometimes in the fancy hotel lobby your not-so-fancy comb just gets away from you.



March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.

Find it Under the Table of Contents

Sometimes in the Stewart Center library lobby your single serve Cinnamon Toast Crunch® cereal just gets away from you and under a table that was draped in cloth for some special university function.


Lafayette, Indiana. Sometime in early 2007.


Watch Your Mouthwash

Sometimes near the elevators in a fancy lobby your mouthwash just gets away from you.



I am Frond of Bananas

Sometimes at the biggest conference for your profession your banana finds its way into lobby shrubbery.


Apr. 9, 2016. Houston, TX.