I Dropped Off My Application Today [guest contribution!]

Thank you, Jennifer, for applying yourself.


Sometimes in the parking lot your tampon applicator just gets away from you.

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August 14, 2017. Florida.

Pair Off

Sometimes at a Hans Zimmer concert your underpants just get away from you…as apparently does your understanding of “too much toilet paper”.

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July 21, 2017. Maryland.

Taste the Rambo [guest contribution!]

Thanks to Dave C for this delicious scoop.


Sometimes pronunciation and spelling get away from each other.

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June 27, 2017. Bristol, New Hampshire.

Toyotes Ma Goats

How many goats could a Toyota tote if a Toyota could tote a goat?…

…so none of them get away from you.

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Gracias to Frangipani for the title of this post. Kid, you don’t miss a bleat.

May 30, 2017. Maryland.

Do I Have to Draw You a Picture?

Sometimes when taking a quiz your answers that start as complete sentences turn into a drawing of a dog. At least I THINK that drawing is of a dog.

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