Toyotes Ma Goats

How many goats could a Toyota tote if a Toyota could tote a goat?…

…so none of them get away from you.

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Gracias to Frangipani for the title of this post. Kid, you don’t miss a bleat.

May 30, 2017. Maryland.

Fruit of the ‘Room [guest blogger contribution!]

Thanks Math® and Crazy Art Teacher for this serving.


Sometimes while choosing a new bathroom rug at Marburn Curtains® your banana just gets away from you.

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April 12, 2017. New Jersey.

Cereal Offender

Sometimes at college your Frosted Mini Wheats® get away from you and next to someone else’s car.

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April 19, 2017. Maryland.

Smashmouth [guest blogger contribution!]

Thanks to Mark in KY for passing this along from Rob in IN. You fellas are the floss to life’s plaque.


Sometimes on the corner of Bank and Market your dental model just gets away from you.

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April 29, 2017. New Albany, IN.

Do I Have to Draw You a Picture?

Sometimes when taking a quiz your answers that start as complete sentences turn into a drawing of a dog. At least I THINK that drawing is of a dog.

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Deep Dishappointment

Sometimes your expectations based on the promises of advertising just get away from you.

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February 28, 2014. Maryland.