I Dropped Off My Application Today [guest contribution!]

Thank you, Jennifer, for applying yourself.


Sometimes in the parking lot your tampon applicator just gets away from you.

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August 14, 2017. Florida.

Pair Off

Sometimes at a Hans Zimmer concert your underpants just get away from you…as apparently does your understanding of “too much toilet paper”.

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July 21, 2017. Maryland.

Sore Loser [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Kevin H. You really gel with the mission.


Sometimes on your way to work in Baltimore’s financial district your emergency Orajel™ Instant Pain Relief FOR ALL MOUTH SORES™ just gets away from you.

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July 10, 2017. Maryland.

Shirt Happens

Sometimes in the middle of a freezing winter your shirt just gets away from you.

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February 16, 2014. Maryland.

Toyotes Ma Goats

How many goats could a Toyota tote if a Toyota could tote a goat?…

…so none of them get away from you.

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Gracias to Frangipani for the title of this post. Kid, you don’t miss a bleat.

May 30, 2017. Maryland.

Cereal Offender

Sometimes at college your Frosted Mini Wheats® get away from you and next to someone else’s car.

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April 19, 2017. Maryland.