The Bottom Fell Out [guest contribution!]

Thanks to Laura and Sammy for not letting this one slip through the cracks.


Sometimes on the sidewalk your underpants/swim suit bottoms just get away from you.

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July 29, 2017. Columbia, Maryland.

Someone’s Gotta Go Make a #2 [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Math®. You’re really good at working the numbers.


Sometimes at the movie theater when the original room number gets away from you, you find a old, faded, bent, and water-stained piece of poster board to make a gigantic, fancy new one .

July 4, 2017. New Jersey.

Pair Off

Sometimes at a Hans Zimmer concert your underpants just get away from you…as apparently does your understanding of “too much toilet paper”.

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July 21, 2017. Maryland.

Towel Down [guest contribution!]

Thank you, Crazy Art Teacher®. You’re really on a roll.


Sometimes your understanding of what it will take to clean up a mess without creating a new one just gets away from you.

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July 14, 2017. Millburn, NJ.

Sore Loser [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Kevin H. You really gel with the mission.


Sometimes on your way to work in Baltimore’s financial district your emergency Orajel™ Instant Pain Relief FOR ALL MOUTH SORES™ just gets away from you.

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July 10, 2017. Maryland.

Shirt Happens

Sometimes in the middle of a freezing winter your shirt just gets away from you.

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February 16, 2014. Maryland.