Someone’s Gotta Go Make a #2 [guest contribution!]

Thanks, Math®. You’re really good at working the numbers.

Sometimes at the movie theater when the original room number gets away from you, you find a old, faded, bent, and water-stained piece of poster board to make a gigantic, fancy new one .

July 4, 2017. New Jersey.


Void this Transaction

Sometimes when you rely on cliché marketing language when trying to sell pillows shaped like a bowel movement your awareness of double entendre just gets away from you.


March 13, 2017. Maryland.