Thanks, Math®. You’re really good at working the numbers.
Sometimes at the movie theater when the original room number gets away from you, you find a old, faded, bent, and water-stained piece of poster board to make a gigantic, fancy new one .
July 4, 2017. New Jersey.
Sometimes when you rely on cliché marketing language when trying to sell pillows shaped like a bowel movement your awareness of double entendre just gets away from you.
March 13, 2017. Maryland.
Sometimes when warning others of potential toilet danger in the Stewart Center ladies room your grasp of vocabulary just gets away from you and creates an accidental pun.
West Lafayette, Indiana. Sometime in 2007.