Pray Before Meals

Sometimes when you’re a praying mantis you become a preyed on mantis.

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September 3, 2017. Maryland.

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Sometimes at a Hans Zimmer concert your underpants just get away from you…as apparently does your understanding of “too much toilet paper”.

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July 21, 2017. Maryland.

Let’s Meat by the Bakery

Sometimes at the grocery store your ability to put things back where you found them after you changed your mind just gets away from you.

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May 31, 2017. Maryland.

Fruit of the ‘Room [guest contribution!]

Thanks Math® and Crazy Art Teacher for this serving.


Sometimes while choosing a new bathroom rug at Marburn Curtains® your banana just gets away from you.

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April 12, 2017. New Jersey.

Toilet Ring

Sometimes at a heavy metal concert your light metal ring gets away from you and onto the disgusting floor in the ladies room.

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April 28, 2017. Maryland.

Please Comb to the Lobby

Sometimes in the fancy hotel lobby your not-so-fancy comb just gets away from you.

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March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.