Below Deck

Sometimes at a heavy metal concert you need to behave oddly before crawling under the deck of the bar for no reason the other concert-goers who see you can figure out.



April 28, 2017. Maryland.


Rommeo and Julliet

Sometimes when the barista is already stoned at 7 in the morning and has to ask you three times what you ordered and if she rang it up already (regular coffee; yes)–then charges you twice for the same beverage and has to get help from a coworker, then asks again what you ordered–you are not surprised when her spelling gets away from her even after you spell your name out loud.


March 17, 2017. Portland, Oregon.